Sweet and sassy Cassis Cassis (French for Currants) is a dazzling vision of beauty when she’s sparkling at a poncy party decked out with clusters of opalescent white pearls, luminescent red rubies and deep black jewels. She is refined and sophisticated in the form of a jelly or syrup in a creamy dessert or a [...]
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Pie Fight!
Round one… linkscolor = “000000″; highlightscolor = “888888″; backgroundcolor = “FFFFFF”; channel = “none”;
Ice cold snocones and snotinis!
Get em’ while they’re fresh and cold! linkscolor = “000000″; highlightscolor = “888888″; backgroundcolor = “FFFFFF”; channel = “none”;
Yeti Treats
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Handy plum pies (plumpies)
Little Jack Horner Sat in the corner, Eating a handy pie He put in his thumb, And pulled out a plum And said ‘What a good boy am I!’ linkscolor = “000000″; highlightscolor = “888888″; backgroundcolor = “FFFFFF”; channel = “none”;
Jolie Laide is pretty ugly
Once upon a time there lived a super hunky chunky of chocolate that all the women swooned over because he was so smooth and rich. One day he fell in love with a luscious juicy cherry who was red with passion and they had themselves a little baby tartling named Jolie Laide. Instead of being [...]
Million Dollar Lemonade
When life gave Maximillian lemons, he not only made lemonade, he created an empire. At the age of 5 Maximillian LeMone started a lemonade stand, two years later he had perfected his million dollar lemonade recipe and before his tenth birthday he bulled his way onto the stock exchange and started the rapid climb making [...]
Grillin’ and chillin’ like a villain
Grillin’ and chillin’ like a villain Every summer Dr. Frostvich Von Hotstein likes to set his evil ways aside and have a wholesome pool party with the other members of the Menacingly Evil Allied Nation. It takes a lot of good-times to get such a group of meanies to chill-out. The Doc has concocted a [...]
Vincent Van Gogh’s Sunny Sunflower Cake
Vincent Van Gogh was all kinds of crazy… and it wasn’t just from licking paint brushes. This tormented artist suffered from a list of afflictions ranging from frontal lobe epilepsy, bi-polar disorder, hyperphagia to a self-induced addiction to toxin-laden absinthe….plus he was a redhead who liked to hang out in the sun. It is a [...]
Yo Momma’s a sloppy, boozey tart
Yo Momma is the hit of every social gathering whether it’s Christmas, a wedding or a picnic. She is the first one to open the wine and the last one to finish it. When yo momma is around at least you know the wine doesn’t get wasted even if she does. Since tears are natures [...]
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