Bison and the Buffalo

Give me a home where the bison roam and the water buffalo make mozzarella. Bison bison are the big brown beasts of the open prairie plains, but they are often called Buffalo. A true Buffalo (or water buffalo) Bubalus Bubalis is also a member of the Bovinae family indigenous to Asia, but best known in Europe for producing fatty milk used to make creamy mozzarella cheese. We can blame the French fur trappers for mislabeling the Bison, a misnomer that still to this day has folks using Bison and Buffalo interchangeably. To alleviate any naming confusion and showcase the difference between these two bohemeth bovinae here is a pizza topped with the distinctly delicious Bison pepperoni and Buffalo mozzarella. Continue reading

Old News

These spoof covers have nothing to do with Kitchen Scraps, but I just discovered them while searching through old file archives. They are spoof covers I used to make when I was bored working as a designer at a newspaper. They are still as funny as they ever were… if they ever were.

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