Golden Flower Power

The grown up hippies are thinking less about scoring and more about cholestrol. Here’s some real flower-powered savoury granola made with heart-friendly canola oil that will get your motor humming along to the song. Live longer and stick it to the ‘man’ by using Highwood Crossing local, organic, non-gmo canola oil. Canola is also used to make bio-diesel so you can finally dust off the old shaggin’ wagon to offset your carbon footprint.

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Saladmagundi

The life of a gypsy is a colourful patchwork of adventure. Constant change is the spice of life for these ragamuffin nomads. Salmagundi, sometimes abbreviated as Salmi, is derived from the old French word Salmagondis which means a mismatched medley of unrelated objects, people or ideas. The concept of a collective chaos works perfectly in a salad bowl and the variety will keep you salad interesting and always fresh. Continue reading

bassackward boB’s Grilled Cheese Sandwich

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boB’s first words were ‘moM’, ‘daD’, and ‘kayak’ which did nothing to arouse any suspicion. Even when he blurted his first sentence “So many dynamos!” nobody could have guessed at his condition. But when boB exclaimed ‘repaid!’ when he filled his diaper, his concerned parents consulted the family doctor who diagnosed him with bassackwarditis.

Inspite of his affliction boB grew up to be as normal as might be expected. He works the night shift at a daycare center, reads Swerve Magazine from back to front (some might argue that the best stuff is in the back), is devoted to his doG and his favourite food is grilled-cheese sandwiches… and if you think grilled cheese doesn’t sound backwards, it’s cause you’ve never tried boB’s grilled-cheese sandwich. Continue reading